Oh My God - They Killed Kenny!

Ken Lay drops dead of a sudden heart attack. How convenient. If he has really died, my condolences to the family. All is forgiven.

But what if he didn't die? Will there be someone at the funeral home who can independently confirm that his is, in fact, dead? Stranger things have happened. The FBI still can't find Whitey Bulger, not Osama Bin Laden (in fact, the CIA, shut down the office that was dedicated to finding him, according to NPR and as reported on Countdown), and Pablo Escobar, the Colombian Drug Lord, feigned his own death (but I think he is really dead now). But then again , if I were looking down the barrel of a long prison sentence, I would have had a heart attack as well. The difference, being, of course, is I would have waited out my appeal in prison, not at my ski chalet in Aspen. Which is curious, by the way, because his wife Linda, once claimed that the family was 'penniless'. 'Penniless' and having a vacation home in Aspen (and don't forget the high rise condo in Houston.

If he is in fact dead, his legacy will be that he represented one of the greediest periods in American history, one where many innocent folks paid forhis mistakes with their life savings. If there is any justice in this story at all, its the fact that he can't take his chalet with him. Now the question, will the appeal go easy on Andy Faistow?

Meanwhile, Bush Bitch, Ann Coulter has been exposed as being a major plaigarist, according to one company that checks published books for such inaccuracies. She has apparently 'lifted' quotes from the New York Times, the Heritage Foundation as well as right off the brochures of Planned Parenthood. This also, comes from the 'liberal media', MSNBC's 'Countdown with Keith Olbermann'. And this is the same women who bashed Jason Blair of the NY Times for his own plaigarism charges.

Add another brick into the Wall of Shame.